Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-XXXX-J (?)
- SCP-XXXX-J is a blue electric toothbrush that vanishes every second Sunday for an hour, from 8 AM to 9 AM, only to reappear in its original spot. It was discovered in Brooklyn after it materialized inside someone's lungs, causing their death. The toothbrush is kept at Site-251 in a standard containment chamber, and if it reappears in the wrong place, special devices are used to anchor it.
- Kilroy was here (?)
- The phrase "Kilroy was here," often accompanied by a distinctive doodle of a bald man with a large nose peeking over a wall, became a popular meme among American G.I.s during World War II, though its origins may predate the war. The graffiti was known for appearing in unexpected and often inaccessible locations, leading to widespread amusement and speculation about its creator. While several theories exist regarding its origin, one prominent claim attributes it to James J. Kilroy, a shipyard inspector who used the phrase to mark his approved work. A similar figure, "Mr. Chad," was popular in the United Kingdom, often lamenting shortages with phrases like "Wot, no sugar," and eventually merged with the "Kilroy was here" slogan. The enduring mystery and ubiquity of the graffiti made it a significant cultural phenomenon, even rumored to have puzzled figures like Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.