diff --git a/src/lib/auth/operations.ts b/src/lib/auth/operations.ts
index 9670c32c..795dd6ba 100644
--- a/src/lib/auth/operations.ts
+++ b/src/lib/auth/operations.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-import { randomBytes } from 'node:crypto'
-
 import { type ConfigStore, getConfigStore } from 'lib/config/index.js'
 import { type AuthContext, resolveAuth } from 'lib/context.js'
 import {
@@ -134,29 +132,6 @@ export const selectWorkspace = (
   config.set('current_workspace_id', workspaceId)
 }
 
-/**
- * Point the CLI at a fake Seam Connect endpoint and store the well-known
- * token it accepts. Returns the generated endpoint URL for reporting.
- */
-export const selectFakeEndpoint = ({
-  urlSeed = randomBytes(5).toString('hex'),
-  config = getConfigStore(),
-}: {
-  urlSeed?: string
-  config?: ConfigStore
-} = {}): { endpoint: string; token: string } => {
-  const auth = resolveAuth(config)
-  assertMutable(auth, 'endpoint', 'select an endpoint')
-  assertMutable(auth, 'token', 'log in')
-
-  const endpoint = `https://${urlSeed}.fakeseamconnect.seam.vc`
-  const token = 'seam_apikey1_token'
-  storeEndpoint(endpoint, config)
-  config.set(`${endpoint}.pat`, token)
-
-  return { endpoint, token }
-}
-
 /** Store whether API definitions come from the endpoint instead of npm. */
 export const setUseRemoteApiDefs = (
   useRemoteApiDefs: boolean,
diff --git a/src/lib/interactions/endpoint-selection.ts b/src/lib/interactions/endpoint-selection.ts
index c17595c3..3c77ba31 100644
--- a/src/lib/interactions/endpoint-selection.ts
+++ b/src/lib/interactions/endpoint-selection.ts
@@ -1,24 +1,14 @@
-import { randomBytes } from 'node:crypto'
-
-import {
-  assertMutable,
-  selectEndpoint,
-  selectFakeEndpoint,
-} from 'lib/auth/operations.js'
+import { assertMutable, selectEndpoint } from 'lib/auth/operations.js'
 import { getConfigStore } from 'lib/config/index.js'
 import { resolveAuth } from 'lib/context.js'
 import { getOutput } from 'lib/output/get-output.js'
-import { promptAutocomplete, promptText } from 'lib/prompt.js'
+import { promptAutocomplete } from 'lib/prompt.js'
 
 export async function interactForEndpointSelection() {
   const config = getConfigStore()
   assertMutable(resolveAuth(config), 'endpoint', 'select an endpoint')
 
-  const endpoints = [
-    'http://localhost:3020',
-    'https://connect.getseam.com',
-    'https://fakeseamconnect.seam.vc',
-  ]
+  const endpoints = ['http://localhost:3020', 'https://connect.getseam.com']
 
   // Searchable, as selecting a device or a command is.
   const endpoint = await promptAutocomplete({
@@ -29,20 +19,6 @@ export async function interactForEndpointSelection() {
     })),
   })
 
-  const output = getOutput()
-  if (endpoint === endpoints[2]) {
-    let userUrlSeed = await promptText({
-      message:
-        'You can input a custom endpoint URL or leave this field empty to use a new fakeserver.',
-    })
-
-    if (userUrlSeed.trim().length === 0) {
-      userUrlSeed = randomBytes(5).toString('hex')
-    }
-    selectFakeEndpoint({ urlSeed: userUrlSeed, config })
-    output.info(`PAT set to use fakeseamconnect with "seam_apikey1_token"`)
-  } else {
-    selectEndpoint(endpoint, config)
-  }
-  output.info(`Endpoint set to ${endpoint}`)
+  selectEndpoint(endpoint, config)
+  getOutput().info(`Endpoint set to ${endpoint}`)
 }
diff --git a/src/lib/prompt.test.ts b/src/lib/prompt.test.ts
index 1349c6d0..4fb49813 100644
--- a/src/lib/prompt.test.ts
+++ b/src/lib/prompt.test.ts
@@ -31,10 +31,9 @@ test('searchChoices: matches any part of a name, not only its start', () => {
   const endpoints = [
     { label: 'http://localhost:3020' },
     { label: 'https://connect.getseam.com' },
-    { label: 'https://fakeseamconnect.seam.vc' },
   ]
 
-  expect(search('fake', endpoints)).toEqual([endpoints[2]])
+  expect(search('seam', endpoints)).toEqual([endpoints[1]])
 })
 
 test('searchChoices: offers every choice until something is typed', () => {
diff --git a/test/auth/operations.test.ts b/test/auth/operations.test.ts
index 80f88bb0..adebde84 100644
--- a/test/auth/operations.test.ts
+++ b/test/auth/operations.test.ts
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ import {
   login,
   logout,
   selectEndpoint,
-  selectFakeEndpoint,
   selectWorkspace,
   storeToken,
 } from 'lib/auth/operations.js'
@@ -212,26 +211,3 @@ test(`selectWorkspace: refuses while ${workspaceIdEnvVar} is set`, () => {
     selectWorkspace('workspace1', store)
   }).toThrow(`Cannot select a workspace while ${workspaceIdEnvVar} is set`)
 })
-
-test('selectFakeEndpoint: stores the endpoint and its well-known token', () => {
-  const store = createMemoryConfigStore({ current_workspace_id: 'workspace1' })
-
-  const { endpoint: fakeEndpoint } = selectFakeEndpoint({
-    urlSeed: 'abc123',
-    config: store,
-  })
-
-  expect(fakeEndpoint).toBe('https://abc123.fakeseamconnect.seam.vc')
-  expect(store.get('endpoint')).toBe(fakeEndpoint)
-  expect(store.get(`${fakeEndpoint}.pat`)).toBe('seam_apikey1_token')
-  expect(store.has('current_workspace_id')).toBe(false)
-})
-
-test(`selectFakeEndpoint: refuses while ${endpointEnvVar} is set`, () => {
-  process.env[endpointEnvVar] = endpoint
-  const store = createMemoryConfigStore()
-
-  expect(() =>
-    selectFakeEndpoint({ urlSeed: 'abc123', config: store }),
-  ).toThrow(`Cannot select an endpoint while ${endpointEnvVar} is set`)
-})